The pros and cons of keeping the crown

May 25

poop

May 24

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

I can’t stop laughing.

(via dropitlikeitshoth)

Apr 25

So I logged on to Tumblr for the first time in a while…

(because, you know, thats what all the cool kids are doing)

and all I want to do is reblog all of my old posts

(which were all reblogs to begin with)

Jan 23

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol

tithenai:

wizasaur:

-prettyprettyplease:

ultraball:

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN

CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.

WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.

I LOVE THIS.

(Source: XO)

Jan 15

fuckyeahtattoos:

My brother and one of my best friends in the world and I all got one of the spiritual stones from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time on our feet. The Ocarina of Time played a huge role in all of our childhoods, as I’m sure it did in many other people’s, so we thought it only appropriate to get these tattooed on our feet!

awesome tatoos

Jan 13

hearmeroark:

unaccustomedtosuchviolence:

audreydances:

34k, shut the front door.

LMFAO I’M CRYING

Oh, you good people of earth.

technically 34,000 females or homosexual males love their boyfriends. It didn’t say “like if you’re stupid enough to believe this story”

(Source: the-tender-vigilante, via dropitlikeitshoth)

Jan 11

whhaaaaaaaaaa

Jan 09

Nov 29

hearmeroark:

looneyleah:

stamps-taste-bad:

clearexposure:

Dead.

Everyone knows the best way to play is to go everywhere except where you’re meant to.

So glad we’re using gender roles on how to play games.

Reblogging for George.